elton john has a lot of shit to fix
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
PETE WENTZ AND HELEN FROM DRAKE AND JOSH
im so mad
when you remember something embarrassing/painful from the past and you’re just like
LOOK AT THIS BABY
LOOK AT HER
what the fuck she is conducting along she is like zero and a half years old come on
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
6. When Phil constantly ruffles his hair up in order to fix it.